If she didn’t deceive them, they would have loved for Fester to marry her homicidal ass. She would have totally helped Mortician join the rest of the witches on their hellish crusade
Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it
Kelly Clarkson is a mezzo-soprano and pretends to be an alto until you’re just getting into a song and then betrays you by going up three octaves like the talented bitch she is
Please remember that all the natives on this show are played by actual native people, and all the native/Rez jokes are written by native writers and actors and that as someone who grew up very close to a reservation, Jared Keeso has great respect for the Canadian aboriginees
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
